It’s been a sad few days around here, and I’m in desperate need of a laugh, so here goes:
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales and said that Jonah had been swallowed by one.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl reiterated that Jonah was definitely swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher said again that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher barked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
Aaaaah. I feel better.
“Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of compassion and the God of all comfort, who comforts us in all our troubles, so that we can comfort those in any trouble with the comfort we ourselves have received from God.” 2 Corinthians 1:3,4
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