70 Virgins

I hear the terrorists talk about their holy war and it really makes me sick. They think if they blow themselves up and kill everyone in the building they'll go to heaven to be with 70 virgins. What kind of logic is this? Their reward for murdering innocent people is to do something that is a crime to them while they're here on Earth?! Seriously, they have very strict moral standards, but if they can destroy an "infidel" the rules change? What kind of God is this that doles out multi-partner sex as a reward for killing yourself and others in his name? Oh, yeah... Satan. Well, let me save you the trouble of building your bombs, here are the 70 virgins that are really waiting for you.